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it's a Damn Shane

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Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that self deprecating humor.

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I refuse.

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What she said.

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Stop touching your brain. It's not for you.

@it's a Damn Shane it's a Damn Shane @pytking

The toilet paper at my work is on the wrong way and I'm about to friggin lose my shit.

@it's a Damn Shane it's a Damn Shane @pytking

If I say I'm "alright" I'm probably actually alright or I'm terrible. If I say that I'm "so good" I'm being sarcastic.

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Is he single?

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Just saw it. Loved it.

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This is late. Now you have to get drunk again and confess more.

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I want to know who it is so I can use him.

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Is it just me? Or am I funnier when I'm depressed?

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Pep talks are supposed to make you feel good about yourself. They just make me feel bad about feeling bad about myself.

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Plastic table cloths are just super convenient trash bags.

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Being a pessimist isn't that bad. You're either right or pleasantly surprised.

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Always by erasure

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Maybe I don't get it enough, but I've never had a problem getting ice cream from McDonald's. The machine has always worked.