Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that self deprecating humor.
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That's stalagtite cause it's hanging from the ceiling. That stalagmite be cool, but it's chillin on the floor.
Not great word placement behind you.
Yeah. Some of us can't even get imaginary pussy.
I don't get Yahoo Answers. Why would I want answers from someone who uses Yahoo?
Sweet. Let me know when you go.
Can I come?
I'm not that kind of boy.
Men are pigs. Happy birthday.
Wish I would've seen this. I was there last night.
i don’t get how u cheat on a significant other. like how do you get 2 different ppl to like u. how
Sunburn? I think you mean funburn!